Beema News – September 3, 2008

September 3, 2008

Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn’t wanted in St. Paul and isn’t going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny.

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Beema News of the Weird – August 20, 2008

August 20, 2008

Beema’s News of the Weird including stories involving, super cows, Yoda the four-eared cat and of course butts and breasts.

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Miley Cyrus and the Condom

July 29, 2008

It was announced that a condom company has asked the perpetually, paparazzi plagued Miley Cyrus to be a spokeswoman for their product.  If condoms are meant to protect you from paparazzi pricks that are trying to screw you, Miley’s perfect.

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Water and World Peace

June 18, 2008

Warning about the looming water crisis and it’s threat to world peace.

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Bush On The Air Force and Things Nuclear

June 17, 2008

Bush has another warning for those with nuclear ambitions and proof he means business.

For some background see, Peace and Freedom or Guidons.

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Cuba’s Sex Change Policy

June 16, 2008

Here is an intersting thought when it comes to Cuba’s Free Sex Change Operation policy. Wonder how the US Courts would handle this one?

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Simon Cowell Talks About Bush and Idol

June 14, 2008

Simon Cowell uses his usual blunt straight talking form to discuss why President Bush was not wanted on American Idol.

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 This post seemed to fit the Thursday Threesome Question of the Week