Beema News - August 18, 2008

Beema’s week in review hosted this week by Orson Welles. Topics include Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Heather Mills, Michael Phelps, Flava Flav, Mark Spitz, Contraceptive Pill and the President of Chad.

Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a chance to win your own custom Beema animation.  Go to http://beema.wordpress.com/submit-to-win/ for more details.

Beema Contest

 

Calling all Pop Purveyors of Poignant, Pithy Platitudes and Presidential Policy for the opportunity to win a free custom Beema animation.

 

In this democratic Web 2.0 world we live in if someone can put Presidential Policy in Paris’ pouty palette then we should all be able to have others speak at our whim.  Now we can.  Beema.com lets you give voice to Paris, Obama, McCain and hundreds of other virtual shills.

 

Best of all, if you are funny and we post your animation made with the Beema service we will create a customized Beema model worth $20.  You can send us a picture of your dog, cat, Second Life avatar, World of Warcraft Character, newborn, whatever and we will turn it into a Beema model that only you can animate and send wherever you want.  

 

So here’s the deal. Go to Beema.com and signup and choose a character.  Then call 800.700.0508 (US Only. India call 800.425.3633) and leave the message you want your character to say.  You’ll receive your completed animation in about 60 seconds which you can submit to us at beema@beema.com.  If we publish it here you’ll get that free custom Beema animation worth $20.  There is no limit to how many submissions you can make or how many custom Beema characters you can win.

 

So start making your animation now and most of all have fun!

 

Miley Cyrus and the Condom

It was announced that a condom company has asked the perpetually, paparazzi plagued Miley Cyrus to be a spokeswoman for their product.  If condoms are meant to protect you from paparazzi pricks that are trying to screw you, Miley’s perfect.

http://www.hecklerspray.com/miley-cyrus-condom-salesman-extraordinaire/200815466.php/trackback

Water and World Peace

 

Warning about the looming water crisis and it’s threat to world peace.

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Since it is Humpday check out Humpday Humor.

Bush On The Air Force and Things Nuclear

Bush has another warning for those with nuclear ambitions and proof he means business.

For some background see, Peace and Freedom or Guidons.

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Cuba’s Sex Change Policy

Here is an intersting thought when it comes to Cuba’s Free Sex Change Operation policy. Wonder how the US Courts would handle this one?

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Simon Cowell Talks About Bush and Idol

 

Simon Cowell uses his usual blunt straight talking form to discuss why President Bush was not wanted on American Idol.

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 This post seemed to fit the Thursday Threesome Question of the Week

Larry Craig and the Bio Toilet

Sadly Mt. Ranier’s Bio Toilet riboon cutting was missing one important toe tapper.   For background on this topic visit these folks: Point Rider Republican, Wonky Socks, Mt. Rainier Volunteers.

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French Courts Rule on Virginity

A little more detail on the sordid lies and deceit in the French Virgin Ruling. 

Backstory on this can be found at: An Onymous Lefty

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Bush Discusses Unemployment and Hillary

President George Bush gives us some insight into recent unemployment numbers to supplement the Adam Smith economic report.

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